Ok stand by for maximum awkward, awkard with the intensity of 1000 suns..
>In city for a course, GF comes with me, we fuck a lot..
>Mr stiffy is becming tired, so when we stop and go and get dinner I have a fantasic idea and sneak a cob of corn to use as a "stunt penis" later on...
>We fuck for a while and i blow, then suprize her with the corn, she loves it, 10 minutes later im ready to go again and shes still got her motor revving.
> Fuck blow finish and sleep.... I put the corn on the bedside table...
>Later that night its round 2, Im going soft so decide its time for the stunt penis.
>I insert it, back and forth a bit, she starts screaming... Turn on the light.
Oh god what is that....
>Ants, Ive just jammed about 1 billion tiny ants up her vag, the little fuckers are all through the bed, she showered for about an hour and gave me a blow by blow description of every nip or move by the ants..
There was no more sex that trip.
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