French Montana - Excuse My French...Review

Feature after boring feature

Bland TRAP HOUSE BEATS

LAME RHYMES OVER REVERB BEATS

French Montana - Excuse My French

You won't remember this guy or his album in t-minus 1 month.

2/10

Just listen to this instead.

Fuck that was hard to listen to.

If I had a Pintrest this is all it would be.

Welp time to go shopping again...OHHHH HONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Carter's Life For the Week of May 16th 2013 [Carter Abridged]

Things I miss: My P.A.W.G. and everything that comes with dating a P.A.W.G.

OK NOW LET'S GET SERIOUS!!

I sucked ass at my first job interview:

Sucked as a boyfriend really hard

 

SO I WENT CLUBBING AND GOT ALL THE BITCHES SON!! (It looked like this)

Then after that I drove..(I do not condone drunk driving)

Got drunk with my bro

Confessed my love for her at 1-2am in the street!!!

She was asleep and I was too drunk to realize it but when I did I got a little mad..

Time to go home and fap away the sadness

Only after fapping did I realize I was really drunk

I Sleep. I wake up. And I have messages from my GF. I am in big trouble.

But she came over and forgave me for being a complete and utter idiot

She knows I love her and I know she loves me too. (Maybe she thought some of it was romantic?)

Things I've learned:
Stay home when angry.
Stay away from internet when I'm angry
Play video games when I'm angry
Going outside is overrated as fuck.

... Until next week

Quickie Reviews (Daft Punk/Vampire Weekend/Little Boots)

Easily the best Electro-Pop album so far. Fun, melodic and relaxing all wrapped in one. It's really 80s inspired almost to the point of Glass Candy. If you like Kylie Minogue or Annie check this one out.

The lone awaiting new Vampire Weekend album. I actually wanted to buy this on white vinyl before it came out. I didn't and I'm kind of glad I saved my money. Is the album good? Yes but it's really something that may take alot of Vampire Weekend fans like myself to get used to due to the lack of "Fun" and "World music" jangly beats.

Same goes for the new Daft Punk record. Old fans may be disappointed in the direction the duo is going this time around. Are the songs good? Yes, yes they are but does it sound like Daft Punk? Absolutely not. It's missing alot of the funky I expect from them but they are doing what people DIDN'T EXPECT. Check out and see if you're still down with Daft Punk.

Fucking love that Daft Punk song featuring Pharrell - Get Funky

Tourettes Karaoke Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up'

How to own the cards you were dealt.

Natty Ice: Beer Review

Quite often on my Detroit Tigers blog Blue Collar Cats we review local beer. Well, this week we took a different approach. We've got a review on Natty Ice for you. Enjoy. Feel free to share it with anyone you know that drinks Natty. Here's the link: Natty Ice Review.