This is Carter's Blog Now, So what I say Goes: Albums of the Week

Young Fathers - Tape Two

Fuck this mixtape/album is awesome you will be singing "INSIDE I'M FEEELING DIRRRRTTY" all week after listening to track 1. The only negative...it's too damn short.  A great listen for classic Hip-Hop fans.

8/10

Kanye West - Yeezus

Kanye West + Trent Reznor = Yeezus ....again like the Young Fathers record it's really short.

8/10

Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted (Audio)

OH MY GOD GET FUCKED HYPED
I'm buying this. 

Carter's Hypemachine (New Music Coming Out)

Jimmy Eat World - Damage

 

Looking forward to what new tunes these guys have cooked up.

 Selena Gomez - Star Dance

Her first album without "The Scene" which no one cared about anyway. If this album is anything like her lead single it will be barely passable.

Lana Del Rey - Black Beauty

Nancy Sinatra ripoff or not I'm still looking forward to this album. Even though I wasn't a big fan of her music, it's kind of nice background music and it does have a bit a class to it.

Empire of the Sun - Ice on the Dune

 

Get fucking hyped. These guys are back and releasing their long awaited second album and let's hope it's amazing as the first. Please don't fall off so soon like that other duo. I'm looking at you Miike Snow.

Zomby - With Love 

33 tracks. Double CD. Triple Vinyl. Get your dancefloor shoes ready.

Get. Fucking. Hyped.

 No, but seriously this is my face...

 

New Music This Week

Queens Of The Stone Age ...Like Clockwork

Boards of Canada - Tomorrow's Harvest

French Montana - Excuse My French...Review

Feature after boring feature

Bland TRAP HOUSE BEATS

LAME RHYMES OVER REVERB BEATS

French Montana - Excuse My French

You won't remember this guy or his album in t-minus 1 month.

2/10

Just listen to this instead.

Fuck that was hard to listen to.

If I had a Pintrest this is all it would be.

Welp time to go shopping again...OHHHH HONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Carter's Life For the Week of May 16th 2013 [Carter Abridged]

Things I miss: My P.A.W.G. and everything that comes with dating a P.A.W.G.

OK NOW LET'S GET SERIOUS!!

I sucked ass at my first job interview:

Sucked as a boyfriend really hard

 

SO I WENT CLUBBING AND GOT ALL THE BITCHES SON!! (It looked like this)

Then after that I drove..(I do not condone drunk driving)

Got drunk with my bro

Confessed my love for her at 1-2am in the street!!!

She was asleep and I was too drunk to realize it but when I did I got a little mad..

Time to go home and fap away the sadness

Only after fapping did I realize I was really drunk

I Sleep. I wake up. And I have messages from my GF. I am in big trouble.

But she came over and forgave me for being a complete and utter idiot

She knows I love her and I know she loves me too. (Maybe she thought some of it was romantic?)

Things I've learned:
Stay home when angry.
Stay away from internet when I'm angry
Play video games when I'm angry
Going outside is overrated as fuck.

... Until next week