>dredd gets tossed rookie psychic
>3 criminals get tossed off ledge and skinned alive in this huge building complex (its like poor people city)
>they capture black dude who was one of the skinners
>kanye west love lockdown the building
>70% of the movie is an resident evil escort mission
>rookie kills guy begging for his life
>rookie finds his wife
>couldnt tell her(damn i feel for dem)
>after that rookie is terminator blood lust (so much for that humanizing plot point)
>bad guy lady with scar on face(her name is MA MA...OR MAMA for short and her gangs name is...THE MA MA GANG...OR MAMA GANG FOR SHORT)
>scarface lady uses big guns to blast them away
>blows up half the section
>spoiler they miss
>rookie reads black guys mind
>wut am i thinking about now
>cool trippy scene of them fucking...kinda funny
>fast forward>murder>murder>kill>kill>rookie gets captured>murder murder kill kill
>3 (only 3) good guys come in...they work with mama
>dredd says lolniggapls kills them guy shoots dredd>fuck im bleedin>WAIT...whut?
>rookie shoots him in the back>HAHA THATS WHY I SAID WAIT
>dredd heals up (not even joking, pulls out pack, auto cleans wound with auto stitches...[no not being dramatic with the word auto])
>rookie says k whut do now dredd
>we keel ma ma>kk dred>up the stairs>down the hall>through the meadows>over the woods
>end up at ma mas top shit top
>ma ma i will insert this thing in my arm yada yada kill me the place blows
>dredd>bitchpls>shoot bitch>drug her with slow mo(yes...again LOL SLOW MO DRUG BECAUSE YA KNO WEED AND SLO MO IN MOVIES..GET IT?)
>push bitch off top floor>trippy shit>glass and shit>glass is 2 shiny for me
>SHYNE BRI LIK KA DYMOND
>SHYN BRI LIK3 KA DYMUND
>head cracks on floor>all of bloodz no crips>no snoop dogg>no crip walk
>so dredd she pass or fail....>she passes
>MOVIE OVER
also
NIGGA DOESNT EVEN TAKE OFF HIS FUCKING HELMET
What I learned from this movie....
Yeah soooo 4/10
See you next time!
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