This is Carter's Blog Now, So what I say Goes: Albums of the Week

Young Fathers - Tape Two

Fuck this mixtape/album is awesome you will be singing "INSIDE I'M FEEELING DIRRRRTTY" all week after listening to track 1. The only negative...it's too damn short.  A great listen for classic Hip-Hop fans.

8/10

Kanye West - Yeezus

Kanye West + Trent Reznor = Yeezus ....again like the Young Fathers record it's really short.

8/10

Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted (Audio)

OH MY GOD GET FUCKED HYPED
I'm buying this. 

Carter's Hypemachine (New Music Coming Out)

Jimmy Eat World - Damage

 

Looking forward to what new tunes these guys have cooked up.

 Selena Gomez - Star Dance

Her first album without "The Scene" which no one cared about anyway. If this album is anything like her lead single it will be barely passable.

Lana Del Rey - Black Beauty

Nancy Sinatra ripoff or not I'm still looking forward to this album. Even though I wasn't a big fan of her music, it's kind of nice background music and it does have a bit a class to it.

Empire of the Sun - Ice on the Dune

 

Get fucking hyped. These guys are back and releasing their long awaited second album and let's hope it's amazing as the first. Please don't fall off so soon like that other duo. I'm looking at you Miike Snow.

Zomby - With Love 

33 tracks. Double CD. Triple Vinyl. Get your dancefloor shoes ready.

Get. Fucking. Hyped.

 No, but seriously this is my face...

 

New Music This Week

Queens Of The Stone Age ...Like Clockwork

Boards of Canada - Tomorrow's Harvest

French Montana - Excuse My French...Review

Feature after boring feature

Bland TRAP HOUSE BEATS

LAME RHYMES OVER REVERB BEATS

French Montana - Excuse My French

You won't remember this guy or his album in t-minus 1 month.

2/10

Just listen to this instead.

Fuck that was hard to listen to.

If I had a Pintrest this is all it would be.

Welp time to go shopping again...OHHHH HONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Carter's Life For the Week of May 16th 2013 [Carter Abridged]

Things I miss: My P.A.W.G. and everything that comes with dating a P.A.W.G.

OK NOW LET'S GET SERIOUS!!

I sucked ass at my first job interview:

Sucked as a boyfriend really hard

 

SO I WENT CLUBBING AND GOT ALL THE BITCHES SON!! (It looked like this)

Then after that I drove..(I do not condone drunk driving)

Got drunk with my bro

Confessed my love for her at 1-2am in the street!!!

She was asleep and I was too drunk to realize it but when I did I got a little mad..

Time to go home and fap away the sadness

Only after fapping did I realize I was really drunk

I Sleep. I wake up. And I have messages from my GF. I am in big trouble.

But she came over and forgave me for being a complete and utter idiot

She knows I love her and I know she loves me too. (Maybe she thought some of it was romantic?)

Things I've learned:
Stay home when angry.
Stay away from internet when I'm angry
Play video games when I'm angry
Going outside is overrated as fuck.

... Until next week

Quickie Reviews (Daft Punk/Vampire Weekend/Little Boots)

Easily the best Electro-Pop album so far. Fun, melodic and relaxing all wrapped in one. It's really 80s inspired almost to the point of Glass Candy. If you like Kylie Minogue or Annie check this one out.

The lone awaiting new Vampire Weekend album. I actually wanted to buy this on white vinyl before it came out. I didn't and I'm kind of glad I saved my money. Is the album good? Yes but it's really something that may take alot of Vampire Weekend fans like myself to get used to due to the lack of "Fun" and "World music" jangly beats.

Same goes for the new Daft Punk record. Old fans may be disappointed in the direction the duo is going this time around. Are the songs good? Yes, yes they are but does it sound like Daft Punk? Absolutely not. It's missing alot of the funky I expect from them but they are doing what people DIDN'T EXPECT. Check out and see if you're still down with Daft Punk.

Fucking love that Daft Punk song featuring Pharrell - Get Funky

Tourettes Karaoke Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up'

How to own the cards you were dealt.

Carter's Music Collection

My Birthday Is Tomorrow So Here Is Something I Laughed At Because I'm A Bad Person

 

Cora was hospitalized in 2009 after trying to break the world record for the number of fellatios performed in one day. She was trying for 200 men but was unable to pass 75.

Cora suffered a heart attack on 11 January 2011, during her breast enlargement surgery at a plastic surgery clinic in Hamburg. It was her sixth such operation. Minutes into the procedure, she went into cardiac arrest, causing her blood pressure to steadily drop, her organs to stop functioning, and sustained heavy brain damage as a result. She was moved to a local hospital and placed in a medically induced coma for a week due to her condition. Her husband Tim Wosnitza claimed that he was told by doctors that she would die due to the trauma to her brain, and was at her side for nine days until she died on 20 January 2011.

Police investigated the clinic for possible treatment errors. On 21 January, the two doctors who performed the surgery on Cora were charged with negligent manslaughter. A statement from the clinic said the doctors were "extremely upset and deeply regret the death of patient C.W." and that they are giving "full and complete support" to authorities investigating her death.

On 5 February 2013 the dpa news agency reported that a 56-year-old anesthesiologist had been convicted of involuntary manslaughter in the death of the German porn star. The Hamburg hospital doctor was given a 15-month suspended sentence for not ensuring that the actress had enough oxygen during the 2011 cosmetic surgery.

Cora was buried in a pink coffin at Ohlsdorf Cemetery on 2 February 2011. Following Cora's burial, controversy arose over the $15,000 memorial erected by her husband at the grave, with cemetery officials claiming it breached guidelines and demanding its removal

Lil Wayne ≡ I Am Not Human Being II Review (Track by Track)

1. "IANAHB" 

This song has some good lines but the forced piano isn't mind blowing. 

5/10

2. "Curtains" (featuring Boo)

Oh god Auto-tune...why!? This basically sounds like No Worries. Even the rhyme scheme sounds like the flow on No Worries. This is more of the "I'm Lil Wayne and I'm the shit" Also Boo raps...So...ok 

3/10

3. "Days and Days" (featuring 2 Chainz)

This beat is clubby. And why wouldn't it be? It has 2 Chainz. Insanely bass heavy. "I like math...all I did was add bitches" And other horrible 2Chainz lines. Unfortunealy, when 2Chainz raps the beat gets really muddy. Because it changes, which was weird. 

5/10

4. "Gunwalk" (featuring Gudda Gudda)

Love the beat. Love the background vocal sample of the "Yeah Ho". Chorus is repeated but it's catchy. Lil Wayne brings a nice focused verse. Gudda Gudda actually fits into the track as well. Definitely a great head bobber. I love the added echo of "You speechless" by Wayne too. Great track. It sounds like a classic "Shoot this shit up" song and it reminds me of an old school Tear The Club Up Thugs tune. 

7/10

5. "No Worries" (featuring Detail)

The 2nd single off of the album. So you know it's going to be well produced with some good lines. Another banger/head bobber by Wayne. Catchy, the beat gets a bit wonky again and switches a few times. The beat switching with all of the mixed/unmixed muddy vocals in the backgrounds accompanied by the adlibs really take me out of the song. For some this will be a great song and others it will be in one ear out of the other. 5/10

6. "Back to You" 

Awful intro sample here guys. First off I'm not sure what this beat wants to be. It's a harsh faux "Hard Rock" beat. The song doesn't really explain what it wants to be. I'm not sure whats with rappers and now going from wanting to be NBA players to wanting to be "Rockstars" but it really isn't working. Does anyone want Lil Wayne Rapping slow?  Skip this one.
1/10 7. "Trigger Finger" (featuring Soulja Boy)

A nice mincing beat here. A nice slow rhythmic beat. But the chorus is lazy which can take you out the song. "My trigger finger itching, my trigger finger itching" To me that's not deep or dope it's really just unimaginative.Although this song has some nice lines it. But, umm was anyone asking for a Wayne/Soulja Boy song? Luckily, the Soulja Boy verse is ehhh, I guess you can't have a verse by him without him talking about his "Swag". I can easily hear Royce or The Game on this beat and doing it much better justice.

3/10

8. "Beat the Shit" (featuring Gunplay) 

More auto-tune in the intro. I can't help but laugh at this chorus. This song is another "Club" song. But, this song should've had 2Chainz on it. Just to give you an idea of what it sounds like. I really hope there's a remix of this song down the line with Wayne, Gunplay, 2Chainz and Waka Flocka. Bass savy, heavy basslines, good lines. So here's to hoping those guys make a remix of this song. 

7/10

9. "Rich as Fuck" (featuring 2 Chainz)

Speaking of 2Chainz. This could be the best beat on the entire album. And you may be wondering, why I'm really only talking about the production of the album...it's Wayne, let's be serious. Anyway, with this you would kind of expect a Rick Ross type of "high class" beat. But this is more of another "Club/Trap" song. While the beat lacks creativity, it does have a good bassline that can be catchy for some. I actually wouldn't mind hearing Mobb Deep.

3/10

10. "Trippy" (featuring Juicy J)

Didn't Juicy J already have Trippy Mane? Oh well, this song draws "influence" from that song/ideal. But, the beat is 100% trap. The song brings the classic 36 Mafia feel for the obvious reasons. These are the beats I wish Wayne rapped over more often. Because his flow and voice feels these beats like a glove. I will have to not a point off though because the snap/snare is a bit harsh for a weed smoker anthem but that's ok. THATS MY TRIPPY KIT, THATS MY TRIPPY KIT! TURNT UP!!

6/10 

11. "Love Me" (featuring Drake and Future)

You know, I'm talking to really enjoy Future's voice. When it's matched with a good beat like this one. And again this is a single. So it's "safe" and properly produced. This song features Drake as well. His voice/flow matches the beat as well. Drake and Future easily take this song ever. This song has the one of the best choruses/hooks on the album if not the best. The song does run its course a bit though. I wouldn't mind a verse by Drake on this beat but it's good smoker song.

6/10

12. "Romance"  

Really need to stop with the lighter and smoking thing. ANYWAY, this song...Is awful and did Wayne still use the "Folgers in your cup" line? A failed attempt of "A Love" song when Wayne spent the past 11 songs describing how he fucks women and the like. Yeah, not buying it especially from Wayne. And this just isn't "hating" the flow is lazy, the hook is awful and so is the beat. NEXT!

0/10

13. "God Bless Amerika"  

Didn't even realize this song started. Because it's one of those The Weeknd type of airy beats. It really sounds like one of his leftovers. So, if you think The Weeknd is "deep" or "sexy" then you may like this track. But, the beat has a bit of a pick up and it's really out of place. Personally, I find The Weeknd boring and stale. You'll either find this beat intriguing or lackluster, for me...GUESS.."God Bless America, this God-less America" Great line, unfortunately there's  not to many of these lines....Oh, and the beat also changes to..it doesn't matter.

1/10

14. "Wowzers" (featuring Trina)

Soulja Boy on the beat huh!?! Alright, let's give it a shot. More piano but this time its a mash of keys. Wayne also beats a line in this song but whatever. It's all the same by this point.  More pussy references...It's just..old now. Trina...oh Trina, I haven't heard much of her in a while but it's still Nann Nigga type stuff so.

1/10

15. "Hello" (featuring Shane Heyl) 

Ok, here we go. Another rock song. Did you like Lil Wayne doing a Metal/Metalcore song? You know what, I hate this song. But the fact that "Urban" kids will hear this and hate it. I love that. Keep it that way. This song is the most generic Metal song I've ever heard in my life. Think Limp Bizkit leftover and that's what this song is. I'm waiting for the tweets of "I LIKE DIS WAYNE, BUT DAT ROCK SONG, I AINT FUCKIN WIT DAT" This song rips of Limp Bizkit's Boiler.

1/10 

16. "Lay It Down" (featuring Nicki Minaj and Cory Gunz)

WTF!?! WHY ARE THEY RAPPING OVER THIS?

 

 4/10

17. "Hot Revolver" (featuring Dre) 

I don't even...Just stop. Just youtube it.

0/10

Wasn't this song released before?

18. "My Homies Still" (featuring Big Sean) 

Thee. Best. Song and Beat. On the fucking album. Jesus fucking Christ this song is perfect for both Wayne and Big Sean. Add Waka to this on a remix it's golden. Heavy bass, fun, energetic.  I could listen to both of these guys rap over this for hours. I really would love a YMCMB mega mix of this or something. I really hope this song becomes the "Amillie" of the year. And if you know Hip-Hop you know what I mean by that. I really thought this album would be more of this stuff. Clever lines, fun lines, silly lines.

9/10 

Honestly, this will be forgot about in a week or two. It sounds and feels like a mixtape because there is no centered "theme" to this album. It feels like a collections of songs, that Wayne just had left over. So unfortunately, we really don't get a great or even a good album out of this release.

Overall:3/10
 

2chains starts a Fall Out Boy Fire (Trck Revwz)

I didn't even know they had a new album coming out this year. I'll check it out and review that. as for this song. It's average, its the "HEY GUYS WE'RE BACK" type of single that every single artist does after a hiatus. Sure you can look for a "deeper" meaning, but it's Fall Out Boy, so ehhh, is it really worth it? But on the plus side this does make my ears perk up and I'll keep an eye out for them. Although I don't think anyone outside of High School was clamming for a new Fall Out Boy album. I'm not even sure kids in High School know who they are. It must kinda suck to be an adult band and only cater to teenage girls.
5/10

This Week Pick Ups (It's Saturday now)

Wavves - King of the Beach (2010)

And you're all like, but Carter you're supposed to be into all the HIPSTER SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A HIPSTER. Well even a hipster like myself will miss a few things and this is one of them. This is a Lo-Fi/"Beach" Pop album. Nothing crazy, just really fun stuff. Think Blink 182 meets Beach Boys. Alot of catchy, fun..this album is A Bud Lite Lime in your hand and a beach. I also know its "mainstream" now because I read that King of the Beach was in a commerical. And you know, I actually used to be one of those hardcore hipsters (kinda still am) who would always say "I LISTENED TO THEM BEFORE THEY WERE POPULAR" I'm old, so I say retro words like "popular" and "rad", but anyway. I used to be like that, but now I really don't even care unless its a sellout move. I'm looking at you Maroon 5.

Big L - Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous (1995)

Awful album title spelling aside. I've picked up quite a few 90s Hip Hop albums and I've come to find that it's ranging from "Meh to Ok" with me. I know people swear by 2pac but I wasn't a big fan aside from his singles. And for like a month I LOVED 7 Day Theory which..may have been why I was so depressed...BUT ANYWAY! I'd tell people I wasn't a big 2pac fan and then after they picked up their jaw, I would then say "Don't look at me like that, I'm not a huge Biggie fan either" Fat jokes...Fat joe...MAN these vicodin...ANYWAY! People would just get all butthurt about it. How do you like Jay-Z but not Biggie. How do you like this guy but not 2pac. As if they are the founders of Hip Hop. So I took a week and I snagged some Hip-Hop albums. Before I get into this Big L album let me just say something really quickly.

2pac and Notorious B.I.G. Albums That Matter Power Rankings:

1. The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready To Die
2. 2pac - All Eyez On Me
3. 2pac - Greatest Hits
4. The Notorious B.I.G. - Life After Death

9001. Pac's Life

So can we stop acting like these guys dropped super classics please?
Also I guess this makes me a Bigger fan because I put it first. All 4 of these albums are interchangable. And don't you fucking dare try to tell me that shit like R U Still Down and Until the End Of Time gets alot of plays in your headphones. Save the bullshit.

What do you suppose Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts are doing right now?

fighting a losing battle

The Strokes ≡ Comedown Machine (2013)

Look I know the questions people have about this album already.

1. Question: LIEK OMG IZ IT LIKE IS THIS IT? Answer: Well it's not, so sorry.
2. Question: OH GOD DOES THAT MEAN ITS LIKE FIRST IMPRESSION OF EARTH!?! Answer: Wrong again, it's not really that bad.
3. Question: SOOOO WTF IS IT LIKE?!?! 

Answer: 

 Now if you didn't like this album well I'm really sorry but that's the direction their going in. I did it, because I'm down with funky grooves and catchy pop rhythms. And honestly, I'm not a BIG (The) Strokes fan, so them "keeping it old school" doesn't really affect me. Now RADIOHEAD on the other hand, man Radiohead fucking switched their shit up every album and you had to get used to this genre, and that genre and this sound and that sound...Anyway this album is good, it's a nice mix of Indie Rock/Pop/Synth. It's nice and relaxing and dancey in places. Some people complained about Julian and his falsetto but I think it's fine. Again probably because I really have no strong bond with the band anyway. Let's score this sucker and wait for the new Vampire Weekend album!

7.5/10

--->I know you stupid fucks are going to hate the new Vampire Weekend album, because alot of you hate the 2 new tracks/videos they released, I read your fucking comments. Just relax and wait for the album to come out and then we can judge it...then rage and hope they make a new Discovery album. I'm really surprised alot of people don't know Ezra did that side project<-----

Bitches b crafty

>parents used to own an electric handheld back massager
>I used it to masturbate
>one day, its just gone
>the same day I showed my older sister how it 'tickled' me
Fucking bitch must have sold me out!