French Montana - Excuse My French...Review

Feature after boring feature

Bland TRAP HOUSE BEATS

LAME RHYMES OVER REVERB BEATS

French Montana - Excuse My French

You won't remember this guy or his album in t-minus 1 month.

2/10

Just listen to this instead.

Fuck that was hard to listen to.

Carter's Life For the Week of May 16th 2013 [Carter Abridged]

Things I miss: My P.A.W.G. and everything that comes with dating a P.A.W.G.

OK NOW LET'S GET SERIOUS!!

I sucked ass at my first job interview:

Sucked as a boyfriend really hard

 

SO I WENT CLUBBING AND GOT ALL THE BITCHES SON!! (It looked like this)

Then after that I drove..(I do not condone drunk driving)

Got drunk with my bro

Confessed my love for her at 1-2am in the street!!!

She was asleep and I was too drunk to realize it but when I did I got a little mad..

Time to go home and fap away the sadness

Only after fapping did I realize I was really drunk

I Sleep. I wake up. And I have messages from my GF. I am in big trouble.

But she came over and forgave me for being a complete and utter idiot

She knows I love her and I know she loves me too. (Maybe she thought some of it was romantic?)

Things I've learned:
Stay home when angry.
Stay away from internet when I'm angry
Play video games when I'm angry
Going outside is overrated as fuck.

... Until next week

Sex With My Girlfriend 3-11-13 [Carter Abridged]

gf feeling good after her work out and she comes in looking nice. IM LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK AMAZING

 SHES LIKE LEMME SUCKKA YUR PENIS!

 THEN THIS HAPPENED...for a while.

Then she had this orgasm face....

then another orgasm face...

then we switched...and this happened

then missionary because shes catholic

birth control is fucking amazing.

my 2 other friends understand this shit.

tl;dr