Carter Update Since Johnny Isn't Posting Because He's An Indiefaggot

>April 6th my birthday
>April 9th my  sideways wisdom tooth taken out
>April 13th my gfs birthday
>Gf takes antibiotics
>No sex in the champagne room until the end of the month
> Mouth is in pain level 11/10
>I repeat No Vagina/Pain level 11/10
>Kill me now...wait no bring on the porn

...now kill me