If You Have A Few Free Minutes..

(3:11:33 AM) vertrellcarter: wife/gf/bf/husband: you gotta have someone to love you and care for you and someone who you want to constantly spend money on because TRUST ME spending money on yourself gets old...QUICK and i know its really hard for people to understand that shit but look, you can only wear one pair of shoes at a time. you can only drive one car at a time. you can only fuck so many bitches because those bitches soon become a liablity. it gets old. but love doesnt. so 1 SLUT, 1 WHORE, 1 SEX SLAVE, 1 FAGGOT, 1 SHEMALE, 1 TRANNY, 1 CROSSDRESSER, 1 whatever..but you need that, because thats how you keep sanity
(3:13:21 AM) vertrellcarter: house/home/condo/living space...no one wants to live in some shit place that gets robbed or shot up or fucking filled with bugs. but what makes the house? is it the stuff? no its the view and SPACE you have. and since we're being realistic the VIEW will always be nice..space? not always so choose VIEW. nothing is motivates you  more to start your day than to 1 wake up next to your partner and 2 look out and have a nice ass view
(3:14:41 AM) vertrellcarter: 3 internet/computer...its the world we live in..unless you're the EHHH I GOTTA JUST ESCAPE IT ALL AND UNPLUG MAN...so yeah, great fast internet to keep you on top of your shit and a computer to run it all on. because at that rate who fucking even needs tv? when you can stream your favorite tv shows in 1080 with fast ass internet and have you have gadgets, you can just hook them all up
(3:14:49 AM) vertrellcarter: and thats it
(3:18:11 AM) vertrellcarter: and job? no one really needs a job that makes you a billion bucks? why because its fucking hard work and most people kill themselves off of that shit....soooo yeah why not have something you enjoy doing? instead who cares if you dont make moolians of dollars or hell even 6 figures. its all about fun
(3:18:23 AM) vertrellcarter: buttttttttttt thats me and thats how i think it should be
(3:18:41 AM) vertrellcarter: i know some people define themselves with what others think of them with cars and clothes and shoes and houses and etc
(3:21:37 AM) vertrellcarter: and i guess again thats where i and the masses differ i know people say they want fun but they dont
(3:22:00 AM) vertrellcarter: you buying the new jordans for 400 bucks only to send me pictures of it doesnt make you cooler than me
(3:22:10 AM) vertrellcarter: it makes you dumber than me sure
(3:22:13 AM) vertrellcarter: but cooler? no lol
(3:22:32 AM) vertrellcarter: and if you can spend 400 on shoes you shouldnt worry about what i think nor how i react
(3:23:54 AM) vertrellcarter: never understood that people think boasting about something to someone else who doesnt even care means you've ONE UPPED them in some way
(3:24:04 AM) vertrellcarter: and the kicker is
(3:24:16 AM) vertrellcarter: its like HEY I JUST BESTED YOU IIN THIS SHIT WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY NOW
(3:24:29 AM) vertrellcarter: its like umm i didnt even care about that thing you got in the first place
(3:24:34 AM) vertrellcarter: HAHAHAHA WHATEVER U MAD U MAD
(3:24:36 AM) vertrellcarter: clearly
(3:24:43 AM) vertrellcarter: you sure showed me man
(3:25:37 AM) vertrellcarter: kinda like how on halo
(3:25:43 AM) vertrellcarter: when we beat people
(3:25:55 AM) vertrellcarter: and they YEAH WELL MY KILL DEATH RATIO IS HIGHER THAN YOURS FAGGOT
(3:25:59 AM) vertrellcarter: and its like um? ok?
(3:26:15 AM) vertrellcarter: how is that supposed to matter to me whatsoever?
(3:27:05 AM) vertrellcarter: its like me telling you, hey i know you like kingdom hearts  but i beat metal gear solid faster than you beat kingdom hearts and mgs is longer and harder sooo im better than you
(3:27:26 AM) vertrellcarter: 1 you wouldnt care. 2 you didnt even ask. 3 you never even played mgs. 4 so again..why would you care lol
(3:27:53 AM) vertrellcarter: like if your gf is the prettiest model on the world
(3:28:23 AM) vertrellcarter: and you brag and boast about it to some guy who has some average run of the mill girl down the block
(3:28:31 AM) vertrellcarter: he more than likely will not give two flying fucks
(3:28:44 AM) vertrellcarter: but that person with the model gf is like HAHAHAHA I ONE UPPED HIM
(3:29:04 AM) vertrellcarter: its like since when is there a competition on who fucks the hottest bitches?
(3:29:20 AM) vertrellcarter: let alone when the fuck were we even in competition? lol
(3:29:33 AM) vertrellcarter: like you cant best someone in something they dont care about lol
(3:29:43 AM) vertrellcarter: like if you told me
(3:30:03 AM) vertrellcarter: HEY JAMAL I HAVE BETTER HAND WRITING THAN YOU LOOK and im like k..YEAH I ONE UPPED YOU ok and? YEAH SO YEAHHHHHH
(3:30:04 AM) vertrellcarter: ok
(3:30:05 AM) vertrellcarter: lol
(3:30:18 AM) vertrellcarter: what kills me is that people get all rilled up and bitter and shit
(3:30:25 AM) vertrellcarter: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY GF ISNT AS HOT AS HIS GF
(3:30:34 AM) vertrellcarter: GRRRRRRRR MY HANDWRITING SUCKS COMPARED TO HER HANDWRITING
(3:30:37 AM) vertrellcarter: why do you even care?
(3:30:55 AM) vertrellcarter: like man i wish i could buy jordans like hey does every week? why. do you. even.care
(3:31:00 AM) vertrellcarter: and most people dont know
(3:31:19 AM) vertrellcarter: like when that kid talked to me about fucking shoes and i didnt care and asked me how do you get fresh and get bitches?
(3:31:46 AM) vertrellcarter: im like well, i dress like this, i have a fuck you, i dont care attitude and yeah i keep my mouth shut and im not a pompous asshole...its pretty fucking easy
(3:32:04 AM) vertrellcarter: and women do it more than men
(3:32:12 AM) vertrellcarter: and they SURE as hell dont know why they do it
(3:32:26 AM) vertrellcarter: women dont know shit from dick when it comes to knowing why they do shit
(3:32:47 AM) vertrellcarter: bitch why are you stalking that mans house for girls when you arent dating? idk
(3:33:02 AM) vertrellcarter: bitch how the fuck are you bored of a town YOU CHOSE to move to? idk
(3:33:27 AM) vertrellcarter: bitch how are you mad at other people who DONT have kids and can go out but you have a kid and you cant go out? idk
(3:34:00 AM) vertrellcarter: the reason im sooooooo hard on people isnt because i think i have the answers though it comes off that way
(3:34:12 AM) vertrellcarter: i just want people to have a justifable reason as to why they do shit
(3:34:29 AM) vertrellcarter: its not MY reasoning (all of the time) but its a SOUND reasoning
(3:34:38 AM) vertrellcarter: if you do something you should never say ehhh idk
(3:34:49 AM) vertrellcarter: if you say you dont know why you did something...probably shouldnt be doing it anyway
(3:35:05 AM) vertrellcarter: alot of times i jump on people and they go CUZ I WANTED TO
(3:35:08 AM) vertrellcarter: thats not a reason
(3:35:37 AM) vertrellcarter: if i killed your mom and you asked me why...would CUZ I WANTED TO or IDK be exceptable to you? no, no it wouldnt
(3:35:52 AM) vertrellcarter: so i dont get why its so fucking hard to treat everything you do that way
(3:36:15 AM) vertrellcarter: like today
(3:37:02 AM) vertrellcarter: if you were crying and begging on your hands and knees and sobbing and shit and were like jamal, why do you love me? and if i just said i dont know.. and left it at that, that shit wouldnt fly in that situation
(3:37:18 AM) vertrellcarter: hey how carter how come you fell in love with taylor? idk
(3:37:30 AM) vertrellcarter: hey carter how come you married taylor? cuz i wanted to
(3:37:40 AM) vertrellcarter: shits not exceptiable lol
(3:38:43 AM) vertrellcarter: like its yin and yang. 1+1 = 2. its black and white. its clear as day. sun comes up and goes down. moon comes up and goes down. the world turns. you inhale and exhale
(3:39:12 AM) vertrellcarter: theres no ehhhhh idk ehhhh it just does ehhhh maybe ehhhhh sorta ehhhhhh i just do ehhhhh
(3:39:13 AM) vertrellcarter: no
(3:39:32 AM) vertrellcarter: like when you drink and drive
(3:39:42 AM) vertrellcarter: and hit a pole
(3:39:45 AM) vertrellcarter: actually speaking on that
(3:39:52 AM) vertrellcarter: i got shit for this but its true
(3:39:59 AM) vertrellcarter: if you text and drive and drive off a cliff
(3:40:01 AM) vertrellcarter: FUCK YOU
(3:40:04 AM) vertrellcarter: and you deserve to die
(3:40:42 AM) vertrellcarter: if you're that dumb to text/drink/whatever and drive and you die, you deserve that shit. no im sorry to say it no apologies
(3:41:03 AM) vertrellcarter: if you text or drink and drive and you die...good buy thank you, get off my planet
(3:41:07 AM) vertrellcarter: bye*
(3:41:22 AM) vertrellcarter: theres gadgets and other tech you can use if you just HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE TO TALK
(3:41:50 AM) vertrellcarter: if your 5464th twice removed uncle wahhtmmatala from the greek islands died
(3:41:56 AM) vertrellcarter: TRUST ME people will FUCKING CALL YOU
(3:42:17 AM) vertrellcarter: you dont need to text your bff cindy about how u look cute and you hope brad calls you friday
(3:42:28 AM) vertrellcarter: save that shit for a phone call or save that shit for a train stop
(3:42:39 AM) vertrellcarter: get the fuck off my roads
(3:42:55 AM) vertrellcarter: everytime i see someone texting and driving im like god
(3:42:59 AM) vertrellcarter: please crash into a tree or pole
(3:43:01 AM) vertrellcarter: PLEASE
(3:43:14 AM) vertrellcarter: so you just kill you, a birds nest and a good car
(3:43:32 AM) vertrellcarter: same for people who abuse (keyword) hard drugs
(3:43:39 AM) vertrellcarter: if you wake up and go
(3:44:05 AM) vertrellcarter: HEY i want some meth and cornflakes, and then meth for brunch, and meth for lunch and meth for dinner...
(3:44:07 AM) vertrellcarter: great
(3:44:37 AM) vertrellcarter: stay your methy ass at home. dont break in my car. dont break in my house. dont go driving. stay your dumb meth ass at fucking home. get high as shit and just die
(3:45:23 AM) vertrellcarter: thats why im getting so removed from facebook because i am so sick of just AWWW POOR ME AND MY ISSUES WAHHH I NEED RE-ASSURANCE ON THE INTERNET
(3:45:25 AM) vertrellcarter: dont care
(3:46:00 AM) vertrellcarter: what? a couple likes on your status gonna make you stop crying? what a couple likes and comments gonna bring back your dead dog pookiesnufflepuss?
(3:46:42 AM) vertrellcarter: someone had a screen cap of someone doing that shit OHHH POOR ME MY BF IS MAD
(3:46:48 AM) vertrellcarter: and right above them someones mom died
(3:47:02 AM) vertrellcarter: and that person commented on their status and said hey my mom just died get the fuck over your bullshit
(3:47:14 AM) vertrellcarter: and THATS how i fucking feel every single time i see someone bitch on facebook
(3:47:26 AM) vertrellcarter: keep your dumbass "poor me" comments to yourself
(3:47:52 AM) vertrellcarter: i thank goodness twitter you can quickly weed out those people
(3:48:08 AM) vertrellcarter: like i said between emily and this other broad
(3:48:30 AM) vertrellcarter: they are more than enough for me to tolerate as far as life complaints
(3:48:42 AM) vertrellcarter: im so glad i told myself one day
(3:48:46 AM) vertrellcarter: dude just stop
(3:48:59 AM) vertrellcarter: i tell everyone that
(3:49:17 AM) vertrellcarter: trust me no facebook for a fucking week (or more in my case) makes life so much fun
(3:49:39 AM) vertrellcarter: especially after i saw those studies about cellphones bumming people out due to facebook, twitter, instagram, emails, texts, phone calls
(3:50:40 AM) vertrellcarter: im fucking glad i dont text and im glad i only have 2 friends. fucking glad i dont know alot of women or men. fucking glad i dont facebook my life. fucking glad i dont have to take pictures of every single thing i do then post it on facebook and instagram and twitter for gratification
(3:51:50 AM) vertrellcarter: do i not like that you use facebook like that sometimes? yeah, same with sam. i dont like people in my circle to do shit i find foolish but since my circle is so small...fuck it, you guys can do whatever..im over it so consider this convo not even about you guys
(3:52:16 AM) vertrellcarter: and like i said in the note
(3:52:32 AM) vertrellcarter: i see how you are with you friends in pictures and i know you were young so thats probably why
(3:52:52 AM) vertrellcarter: but i NEVER understood fucking people who HAD to take pictures of EVERY. FUCKING. THING. THEY DID
(3:52:59 AM) vertrellcarter: and you know the types im talking about
(3:53:29 AM) vertrellcarter: like tell me there isnt some "hot" girl on your facebook right now who isnt like that
(3:53:36 AM) vertrellcarter: like god
(3:53:42 AM) vertrellcarter: i have a couple on mine
(3:54:00 AM) vertrellcarter: fucking using dads 400 work camera for your fucking dumbass profile picture
(3:54:29 AM) vertrellcarter: or like these bitches (brittany) who take 845464 pictures of herself at the baseball game...because they dont even care about baseball
(3:54:58 AM) vertrellcarter: or bitches who are like I GOTTA LOOK CUTE FOR DA CLUB and take 545665 BY THEMSELVES and not dancing around
(3:55:29 AM) vertrellcarter: or how about girls/guys mainly girls doing those "real" photos of them doing something they fucking set up
(3:56:35 AM) vertrellcarter: hey girls lets pretend like we are dancing everyone get their drink in their hands and lets dance and smile ok 1 2 3 "OH EM GEE, HAVING SO MUCH FUN AT THE CLUB <3" and then they go back to sitting down at a table and complaining that the music is too loud and how there are no hot guys there
(3:58:23 AM) vertrellcarter: just for
omg stacy ur so cute
we had so much fun that nite
ya we cudnt keep the guise off us
lol fuk ya my 5 hot bitches!!!! love ya xD
omg like invit3 m3 next time srsly
fer sure bby were gnna go nxt wknd
(3:58:25 AM) vertrellcarter: like seriously
(3:58:33 AM) vertrellcarter: is that what all of this is for?
(3:58:36 AM) vertrellcarter: like
(3:58:39 AM) vertrellcarter: is this life?
(3:59:22 AM) vertrellcarter: at its core is that all a fucking camera is for now? is that what its all about comparing lives or PRETENDING your life is soooo great even for a day..sometimes even a few hours? is that it?
(3:59:44 AM) vertrellcarter: to like make all the ugly bitches or girls who didnt go jealous?
(4:00:31 AM) vertrellcarter: because i know when i "partied" no one took pictures. there were no photo ops. no one staged pictures. no one facebook'd it. no one twittered it. no one said hang on i gotta snap a quick pic. no one said omg fucking connection i cant upload to facebook
(4:00:36 AM) vertrellcarter: because we were too busy having fun
(4:00:45 AM) vertrellcarter: thats why there are no jamal and reese pictures
(4:00:55 AM) vertrellcarter: or jamal and lakeya (his sister) pictures
(4:01:15 AM) vertrellcarter: or there no family pictures from thanksgiving and shit (not that many anyway)
(4:01:16 AM) vertrellcarter: none of it
(4:01:18 AM) vertrellcarter: doesnt exist
(4:01:32 AM) vertrellcarter: too busy having fucking fun and unplugging and enjoying life
(4:01:51 AM) vertrellcarter: but maybe i have it backwards because it seems like we're going in the opposite direction
(4:02:13 AM) vertrellcarter: its all about "styling" on people and "showing off" your shit to others and HOW COOL you are